Our Terms and Conditions were last updated on 01.09.2025
Because Every Website Needs Ground Rules (and a Little Wit)
Article 1: Acceptance of Terms
By using our site, you agree to:
1️⃣ Play nice and follow these rules.
2️⃣ Respect the rights of others (and the sanity of our team).
3️⃣ Not use this site for anything shady—like hacking, spamming, or pretending to be a Nigerian prince.
If you don’t agree, feel free to exit stage left (we’ll miss you).
Article 1a: Age limit
Age
restrictions apply: YourTechDad does not permit those under 18 to use
the Service. We do our best to restrict access to our sites, products
and services to minors. Even if the content of our products and services
is not of a shocking nature, we prefer to target a mature audience
capable of understanding the implications and responsibilities of the
business world.
Any subscriber who does not meet these criteria will be
deleted from our database as soon as this is brought to our attention.
Likewise, any customer who does not meet these criteria will be
reimbursed immediately and a return of the product(s) concerned will be
required.
Article 2: What We Do (and Don’t Do)
We provide [brief description of what your site offers]—think of us as your trusty sidekick. But:
- No Guarantees: While we strive for perfection, we can’t promise our site will be flawless 100% of the time.
- No Liability: If your cat walks across your keyboard and accidentally deletes something important, we’re not to blame.
Article 3: Your Responsibilities
You’re here to have a great experience, but let’s set a few boundaries:
- Be Honest: No fake profiles, aliases, or pretending to be Elon Musk (unless you are Elon Musk, in which case—hi!).
- Follow the Law: If it’s illegal in the real world, it’s illegal here too.
- Keep It Civil: No trolling, flaming, or arguments about pineapple on pizza (we’re Switzerland on that one).
Article 4: Intellectual Property
Everything
on this site—content, design, images, and that irresistible charm—is
owned by us or our partners. Please don’t copy, steal, or otherwise
misappropriate it. Sharing is caring, but stealing? Not cool.
Article 5: User Content
If you post something on our site:
1️⃣ You guarantee it’s yours to share.
2️⃣ You give us permission to use it (without royalties or high-fives).
3️⃣ You agree not to post anything offensive, harmful, or NSFW.
Basically, post like your grandma’s watching.
Article 6: Third-Party Links
We
might include links to other sites. If you click them, you’re leaving
our cozy little corner of the internet. What happens there is between
you and their terms—we’re not responsible for their content, cookies, or
questionable design choices.
Article 7: Termination
We
reserve the right to ban users who break these rules—or just make the
experience unpleasant for others. Don’t worry, though; we’re fair and
won’t ban you for typos or bad jokes (we’ve made a few ourselves).
Article 8: Disclaimer
We’re
here to provide some we hop useful information and resources, but
everything is offered “as is.” If our site doesn’t meet your wildest
dreams, we apologize—but we won’t be liable for any disappointment,
heartbreak, or excessive caffeine consumption that follows.
Article 9: Changes to these Terms and Conditions
We
reserve the right, at our sole discretion, to modify or replace these
Terms at any time. If a revision is material we will make reasonable
efforts to provide at least 30 days' notice prior to any new terms
taking effect. What constitutes a material change will be determined at
our sole discretion.
By continuing to access or use our Service after those
revisions become effective, you agree to be bound by the revised terms.
If you do not agree to the new terms, in whole or in part, please stop
using the website and the Service.
Article 10: Company Information
We promise to reply faster than you can say “terms of use.”
YourTechDad
just@yourtechdad.com
11407 SW Amu St
Suite #ADB516
Tualatin, OR
97062
USA